probably the worst week of my life excuse me while I cry for hours

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via brink-shock)

xenoshock:

loudblackram:

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

auditory hallucinations or loud music far away the prequel

am i burying a body or and i just imagining i am the spinoff

(via brink-shock)

I didn’t expect guardians of galaxy to be so emotional omg 10/10 would recommend doe ( even though everyone has really seen it)

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

(via thatstrangecatladyerin)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via kyleerenaee)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

the best revenge against a nigga that did u wrong is stuntin on him. looking so fucking good that he wished he had another shot with u. making more money than him! making sure ur edges are in tact! making sure u getting a good night’s rest! making sure u ain’t lurking on his insta or twitter! being content with being alone! making sure u get that 64 ounces of water intake everyday! u can prosper without that nigga!!!!! 

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)